A Famously Bad Contract

For tax purposes, all the rich and famous live in one state: Florida.
South Beach, in particular.
And I’m their lawyer.
I fix their problems, I get them out of trouble, and I hide their mistakes.
You think the tabloids are interesting? Wait until you hear my stories.

Father Doesn't Know Best

As the personal lawyer for Miami’s rich and famous, I’ve got a million stories to tell.
Like the time one of the biggest pop stars in the world had her fortune stolen by her manager. You’ve heard that one?
What if I told you her manager is her father? Now I’ve got your attention.